Not to be confused with shark attack
Shnart attack is a complex combination of shit, fart, sneeze, and heart attack. Similarly to a shart they are all combined because they happen simultaneously or because of each other.
One sneezes and the resulting abdominal pressure leads to a powerful fart that quickly is recognised as a shart, the pure terror of which triggers cardiac arrest.
Shnart attack is a complex combination of shit, fart, sneeze, and heart attack. Similarly to a shart they are all combined because they happen simultaneously or because of each other.
One sneezes and the resulting abdominal pressure leads to a powerful fart that quickly is recognised as a shart, the pure terror of which triggers cardiac arrest.
Chill, just because you failed the final is no reason to have a shnart attack.
Didn't you hear? Jerry has been in the hospital for a week after he had a shnart attack.
Didn't you hear? Jerry has been in the hospital for a week after he had a shnart attack.
by ShadoOfLight December 11, 2019
by BrokenWarrior92 February 01, 2010
1. When you attack someone with sodium
2. Chess Opening Na3
3. When you dump salt on someone's head.
4. Salt Bomb Attack
2. Chess Opening Na3
3. When you dump salt on someone's head.
4. Salt Bomb Attack
1. Sodium Attack!!!!!!!!
2. The first move is Na3, Sodium Attack
3. Sodium Attack! It's raining salt!!!!
4. This salt bomb will go off in two minutes and thirty-five seconds.
2. The first move is Na3, Sodium Attack
3. Sodium Attack! It's raining salt!!!!
4. This salt bomb will go off in two minutes and thirty-five seconds.
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 05, 2021
by Trendcrave September 30, 2017
When a skank decides to attack you with her skank friends.
angry skank + angry skank group of female friends= skank attack!
Once you have made the main leader skank angry it is best to walk away at a steady pace and not run, if you run the skank group will call you names and make sure you get all the verbal abuse and finger pushes to get you to crack.
angry skank + angry skank group of female friends= skank attack!
Once you have made the main leader skank angry it is best to walk away at a steady pace and not run, if you run the skank group will call you names and make sure you get all the verbal abuse and finger pushes to get you to crack.
Skank girl walks into a bar and asks a guy to buy her a drink because she's an easy target.
Guy rejects skank...
skank gets squad of skanks to approach you..
Guy walks away when he notices he is about to be skank attacked.
Guy rejects skank...
skank gets squad of skanks to approach you..
Guy walks away when he notices he is about to be skank attacked.
by Cuddles the killer bear October 24, 2010
A driving technique in which the driver turns off the headlights in order to overtake another vehichle.
Most commonly used between street racers.
Most commonly used between street racers.
Wait! That's not the sound of my engi-FOREVEEERR TOGETHEEER
Takumi using the Blind Attack on Tomoyuki's EK9.
Takumi using the Blind Attack on Tomoyuki's EK9.
by The "Undertaker" March 14, 2023
When someone's laughing so hard they shut their eyes and have a hard time breathing and they literally drop on the floor and have a sore mouth from wheezing too much 10 minutes later.
Person 1: *Wheezes from an unfunny joke they heard one hour ago*
Person 2: I think he's having a Lung Attack.
Person 2: I think he's having a Lung Attack.
by A Really Normal Person April 12, 2023