My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)

what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

My pants ate my sock

When you have a sock on and it gets caught to your pants.

Person 1: Oh no
Person 2: what

Person 1: MY PANTS ATE MY SOCK

by Dancer_grl1607 February 12, 2020

Purpussy ate

A girl boss moment

Her outfit purpussy ate

by Spring73 March 26, 2023

Perfume-ate

When the smell of weed travels threw the bag

The fresh cut weed perfume-ate straight threw the bag

by Geturown420 November 29, 2022

ate the worm

Getting drunk/stoned when you shouldn't have and in hindsight comparing yourself to a fish falling for a worm on a hook. This is originally a Ween lyric.

I ate the worm last night, and tonight I'll probably do it again.

by octoNG April 06, 2024

Ate a round

Showing no sign of damage or reaction to something drastic

That Tank Ate a round.

by GermanDoge October 04, 2023