anal cunumdrum

When an object is lodged in ones rectum, and one cannot remove it.

Guy 1 : OH NO!! I HAVE A BANANA IN MY ANUS!!! IT WON'T COME OUT! THIS IS HIROSHIOUS
Guy 2 : This truly is an anal cunumdrum

Jarsquatter

by dr-rapeface July 13, 2011

anal dazzle

When Glitter is used along with anal sex.
Usualy combining anal lubrication with glitter.

Guy1: Yo guy2 did you get with that hot lady?

Guy2: Oh yeah braski, I got with that hot lady!

Guy1: Well golly guy2 did you "anal dazzle" that hot lady.

Guy2: You know it brah!

by NewDefinesBruh May 13, 2015

anal stranger

A random guy that a woman is willing to engage in anal sex with. Never someone she has a romantic interest in.

“Hey Jim, did Maureen let you fuck her in the ass yet?”
“No, she says that’s off limits cause she loves me, I’m not some anal stranger”

by Ttk1027 September 11, 2019

anal-glycoma

a play on words suggesting an inability to do something

Calling your boss to let them know you will be absent.

WORKER: Hello boss, I won't be in for work today.
BOSS: Why, what's the problam?
WORKER: Well you see, I have Anal-Glycoma.
BOSS: Anal-Glycoma,what's that?
WORKER: I cann't see my ass coming into work today.

by Workless September 29, 2011

Anal Smellocaust

When the smell of a person's ass is so bad that you would rather kill yourself in a gas chamber that experience it.

Becky's ass smelled so bad that it reminded me of the Anal Smellocaust. ass anal smelly holocaust

by Assmuffins June 17, 2015

Anal Suicide

Go to field, find a horse, put the horse cock in flaccid and proceed to feed the horse viagra while it’s inside you.

Did you hear about Jessica?

Yeah she committed Anal Suicide with Lucky!

by ColonCumBusters May 29, 2018

Anal sonata

Used to describe a particularly vile and unpleasant serial set of farts, generally of different sounds and tones.

God dammit - what the fuck did you eat for dinner? If I hear another anal sonata out of your ass, I'm going to push you in front of a bus.

by Plautus August 15, 2010