allism

A religion:

1. Everything happens for a reason
2. Everything happens for the overall good
3. Everything that happens affects the future

4. The universe is a cone
5. There are multiple cone-universes
6. Dreams are separate universes
7. Dream universes only exist for the duration of that dream
8. All cone universes came from the Big Bang dot, with their vertexes facing the Big Bang dot.

(note: one who believes in allism is deemed an allist)

Teacher: What is the universe?
Allist Student: A Cone!

Person: Why did that happen?
Allist: For the good of future societies

by allist June 22, 2011

Allison

Allison is the most amazing, talented red head I know. She is smart, and most importantly beautiful everyone sees it except her. You wonder what you would do without her most of the time. When she is there you wish she wasn’t and when she isn’t there you wish she was. She will bring a huge smile to your face with all of her stupid puns, you just can’t help but love her with all of your heart.

Man I hate Allison’s stupid puns.

by Bubblyjoe February 2, 2019

Allison

This girl that follows a boy called Elyes around and she annoys him with autistic music.

Allison...

by Mepmeow145 April 25, 2019

Allison

someone who isn’t a friend because she always takes nicks side

man, she’s such an allison, she snitched about the orbeez

by yuhboi February 29, 2020

allison

someone who isn’t a friend because they always take nicks side

man, she’s such an allison. she snitched on me for the orbeez.

by yuhboi February 29, 2020

Allison

The most beautiful, interesting, intelligent, cute person I know. I wish she would pay attention to me berry like ale and all of the boys want her she is very self conscious and mischievous.

That beautiful girl is definitely an Allison.

by I will eat ur bush November 30, 2020

allison

a girl who talks low but no one can hear. She never raises her voice.

Person 1 : "*whispers softly*
Person 2 : "what '
Person 1 :*whispers again*
Person 2: Dude i can't hear you don't be such an allison"

by cheesecake1126 May 7, 2018