Merrill Academy

A festering shit tip run amok with smack heads and inbreds. A place that could be closer defined as an insane asylum rather than a school. In fact, it is rumoured that the Head Master was just as mentally unwell as the attending students, many reporting delusions of his desires of the asylum being ‘the best school in the country’.

Person 1: Woah, she came from Merrill Academy?

Person 2: Yeah, dude. Wouldn’t get too excited though, she probably has, like, 14 toes or something.

by succ.my.zuccc December 26, 2018

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winterbourne academy

A school full of sassy girls, kids who take crack before they go to school, teachers who think that not having a tie is going to stop every single person in the school learning, smokers, weird ass kids, people who u should really stay away from and seagulls. so. many. seagulls. Don't go to that school if u don't want to become retarded.

One lunch time in winterbourne academy... "Oops i dropped a chip" *0.128794496 nano seconds later* "AHHH SHIT IT'S THE SEAGULLS!"

by G FMJ June 9, 2019

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Doral Academy Cactus Campus

dacc is the most absurd school you’ll see, it’s a k-8 school and the halls are so tight. everyone goes out in the halls at the same time, so it’s 3rd graders trying to not get trampled by 8th graders who are pushing 6th graders. there’s no diversity. there’s 2 black people in our grade and everyone else is white or filipino. they’re entitled and so are the teachers. they created a thing called “cbt” which stands for “community building time” ; less aggressive detention. chewing gum? cbt. phone in your hand in the hall? cbt. they don’t have enough money to be a private school so they make us pay for uniforms and call it “charter” school. they have shitty public lunches and teachers bully students as well as students bullying students. there aren’t any good sports like lax, baseball, softball, hockey, tennis, swim, and track. only football, basketball, soccer, and volleyball. on the topic of sports, we only have 3 real sport coaches. what i mean, is that the volleyball coach is also the media teacher. i’ve been going here for 4 years and im glad its my last. we aren’t getting a good education. none of us have any motivation to do work but ask for homework anyway because we’ve been told “it helps us grow” when the only thing it does is piss our peers off. i pray for the teachers at our highschools who have to put up with our bad work ethics and “can we do a project” or “what about homework” bullshit ;)

freshman boy 1 - why does that girl keep asking about the homework. the teacher doesn’t want to grade it and we don’t want to do it
freshman boy 2 - she came from doral academy cactus campus
freshman boy 1 - oh fuck

by diaryofawimpyhoe November 10, 2019

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bedford academy

A School full of ugly niggas and mixy bitches who dickride each other a juniors and seniors go out with freshman and the teachers have problems

Shaneeka said bedford is one of the worst schools out here

Drippy brim said A Freshman gave a senior the session in the YMCA bathroom Bedford academy

by Bedford Academy December 17, 2019

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Longfield Academy

A shitty school full of druggies in kent, England. Where half the younger girls are shagging older boys and most teachers are shagging too.

Have you heard about what happens at Longfield Academy?

by suckmytittiesxoxo January 22, 2020

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Bucklersmead Academy

Bucklersmead Academy is a secondary school located in the heart of Somerset in the south-west of the UK.

Its a synymon of the word inadequate.

It is a synymon of inadequate due to its recent Ofsted school report were they got the lowest ratings possible, they require improvement.
It means terrible, lazy, bad or horrible.

"God this place is so Bucklersmead Academy!" shouted Barry.
"This is Bucklersmead Academy," said Barry to Jenny and Brodie.

by Barry :) February 6, 2020

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