My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

i ate a rock

if you say this your saying your dumb

i ate a rock

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ March 30, 2022

Ate Glow

Nagsorry, Humingi ng tawad

Sorry, beh, ninakaw ko ung ballpen mo
: Bakit ka nag a-ate glow? Okay lang un!

by patatas na kulay pink April 11, 2022

(Manager) ate it

Phrase used when something important can't be found because that one manager who always sticks things in random places was the last one to use it.

"Where's the box cutter?"
"(Manager) ate it"

by Portalmaker April 11, 2022

Ate an acorn

When you take a shit so big it’s more like a tree is growing out of your ass than defecating

I threw out my back, I should drink more water, I shouldn’t have ate an acorn.

by Lowkeygangstershit April 15, 2022

ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

ated

when you ate

ated that shit up

by o!m!g! November 10, 2021