A person who falsifies who they are trying to get you to like them. Only to find out that they have nothing to offer you nor anyone else. They are a parasite and shit on everything that's good in humanity. This person is a shit talking, waste of life that has nothing better to do than to come up with lies about you and everyone else around you. Their brains and head are full of shit, and their mouths are the rectal rings of which it produces mass quantities of fecal uselessness. This person can not hold any personal relationships because they are as boring as they have feared.
Man, that guy Deejay is a real asshole, he told that girl I was married! I can't stand assholes like that.
by delfindiaz7 October 4, 2015
Get the assholemug. 1 Your current boss
2 Some guy that goes from girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, see Jerk
2 Some guy that goes from girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, see Jerk
Mark: Do you see that guy in the yellow shirt Joe?
Joe: Yeah?
Mark: He just goes from girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl.
Joe:WOW what an asshole.
Joe: Yeah?
Mark: He just goes from girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl, to girl.
Joe:WOW what an asshole.
by Wick Wack IV May 7, 2015
Get the assholemug. 
Look at that oblivious Asshole. He doesn't have the slightest clue how offensive he really is! Smfh!
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by cheapsoot November 17, 2017
Get the Assholemug. A person who can be a straight up dick, an annoying fuck and a jackass in that key combination. But! Certain assholes, the funny assholes/nice assholes are usually cocky, outgoing, annoying, and very smartass causing a laughing stock in any room, chat, and classroom.
Funny Asshole
Beeby: "Dude, my ass looks good in these shorts. Ya think?"
Triss: "..." *pause of silence* "What ass?" *bursts out into laughter*
Asshole
Beeby: "Well what do you think of my ass in these shorts."
Triss: "They're ok. I don't really fuckin care." *gives careless shrug*
Beeby: "Dude, my ass looks good in these shorts. Ya think?"
Triss: "..." *pause of silence* "What ass?" *bursts out into laughter*
Asshole
Beeby: "Well what do you think of my ass in these shorts."
Triss: "They're ok. I don't really fuckin care." *gives careless shrug*
by Dragoness Of Heart December 31, 2017
Get the Assholemug. 