ass wipe

an insult for a fucking idiot who’s stupid as hell

erica is a fucking ass wipe

by Yungsavagealex October 17, 2019

Conqueror's Wipe

When you have to really put some effort into passing a massive shit, and put one foot up on the bath to wipe your arse, having totally dominated the toilet.

After eating a 40oz steak the night before, it took GP half an hour to pass the results, but the Conqueror's Wipe afterwards was totally, totally justified

by Gronksucker March 27, 2019

Shweat Wipe

The act of wiping ones inexplicably shitty arse without having actually passed a stool.

"Man, you would not have believed that was just a shweat wipe, I saw sweetcorn!"

by The Last Lizard King July 5, 2016

wipe licker

someone so low, they lick the wipes used to wipe someones butt.
the rung below arse licker on the social ladder.

"Hey guess what Tom did last night!"
"what?"
"got with Harry's girlfriend!"
"That dude is such a wipe licker"

by salaamhabibti October 27, 2011

Poorly wiping

When you wipe poorly

I'm poorly wiping

by Kai_is_strange November 10, 2018

Art Wipe

Like an ass wipe, only for people who suck at art

Man Susan, you’re such an art wipe today!

by Art Wipe Annie August 23, 2018

poke wipe

When you get done eating sauerkraut all day, after New Years and your asshole is so raw it hurts to wipe normal so you have to poke your butthole with toilet paper just so it doesn’t continue to hurt any worse and cause mass-bleeding from hemorrhoids.

Goddam I ate so much sauerkraut I had to poke wipe my chili ring all day it hurt so bad.

by Bretandalexiswillgetmarried January 17, 2018