Hidden Missile

A gif of a missile of the phallic variety. A trap gif.

I was browsing r/Kappa and they hit me with a hidden missile.

by C-1 June 22, 2018

lawn missile

An object residng in one's yard proclaimed by the local news or weather service to have the potential to become a dangerous projectile durirg severe weather events or high winds. Common examples include patio furniture and children's toys.

Neightbor 1: "The storm last night sent that plastic chair right through my window."
Neighbor 2: "One heck of a lawn missile, thats for sure."

by MudkipzInCars January 1, 2012

Cruise missile

Any action film starring Tom Cruise.

This weekend Amy and I went to see the latest Cruise missile. Man, that dude is so intense.

by Partsdriver August 4, 2022

Wind Missile

When a woman queefs out her tampon.

Plain and simple. Look at that wind missile fly!!!

by Loberson December 2, 2023

Alabama Mud Missile

A “nitro cell” from below in the video game Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege.

“Alabama mud missile in coming”

by Ingborg March 1, 2024

Peace missile

A weapon of destruction and war that is supposed to bring peace

Time for those bastards over there to go...bring out the peace missile!

by Donnawilllose July 15, 2019

Montreal Missile

When someone simultaneously cums a distance of atleast 2 feet while taking a shit. Also called a joop but requires the cum to hit a 24 inch distance minimum otherwise it would be a joop.

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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.

by The lowes blow May 11, 2024