Daniel is a friendly, outgoing, and a talkative guy. He loves hanging out with people. He likes talking to people. Never a dull moment with Daniel around. His hobbies are bike riding, drawing, and listening to music. Daniel loves all of you. He cares about all of you reading this.
Daniel: “Hey man, what do ya need?”
Jeremy: “I need you to do a favor!”
Daniel: “What do you need me to do?”
Jeremy: “I need some money. I’ll pay you back I promise!”
Daniel: “How much”
Jeremy leans into his ear and whispers, “I will need Tree Fitty.”
Daniel then realized this wasn’t his friend Jeremy and it was a crustacean from the Paleolithic Era. He also realized Jeremy is 8 stories tall. And that is the encounter with the Lochness Monster.
Jeremy: “I need you to do a favor!”
Daniel: “What do you need me to do?”
Jeremy: “I need some money. I’ll pay you back I promise!”
Daniel: “How much”
Jeremy leans into his ear and whispers, “I will need Tree Fitty.”
Daniel then realized this wasn’t his friend Jeremy and it was a crustacean from the Paleolithic Era. He also realized Jeremy is 8 stories tall. And that is the encounter with the Lochness Monster.
by DxnnyPhanvm March 15, 2018
A guy with a super weird sense of humour. Also loves immature poop and fart jokes (but who doesn't?). He is really tall, and constantly flexes that. He also has some... questionable interests.
If a Daniel ever comes out to you, he will most likely be minionsexual, or JohnathanLisexual.
Also, everyone owes him money for some reason.
Be glad you have a Daniel in your life. Otherwise, you wouldn't have someone farting in your face with a whoppee cushion all the time.
If a Daniel ever comes out to you, he will most likely be minionsexual, or JohnathanLisexual.
Also, everyone owes him money for some reason.
Be glad you have a Daniel in your life. Otherwise, you wouldn't have someone farting in your face with a whoppee cushion all the time.
by herbal supplyment December 14, 2022
by Enix422 April 20, 2023
The most retarded person possible; at this point you wouldn't be considered human to the general population. (a steamunlocked user)
by lol1293764 October 12, 2022
A narcissist who probably jerks off to himself because he’s secretly in the closet and realizes that the girls he takes advantage of don’t satisfy him the way another man will.
Girl 1: “This boy keeps ghosting me and giving me mixed signals.”
Girl 2: “Let me guess is his name Daniel ??”
Girl 1: “Omg it is how’d you know ???”
Girl 2: “Because that’s some Daniel shit”
Girl 2: “Let me guess is his name Daniel ??”
Girl 1: “Omg it is how’d you know ???”
Girl 2: “Because that’s some Daniel shit”
by wedontfwdaniel February 11, 2023
An amazing family man who will do anything to see his kids and wife smile. A very hard worker not known to complain. Don’t mind putting in the work to put food on the table. He is funny and fun to be around.
by Danea January 01, 2018
Can be mean and angry all the time but is also an amazing friend, cares more about himself than others but expects others to be on his beck and call, even tho he is like this never let go of a Daniel no matter how mean to is cause you won’t find another person like him
by Stephan dalton August 18, 2018