Thick layer of excrement plastered across the back of a toilet bowl following high-velocity bowel movements. Gravity and geometry conspire to fashion this matter into a beard-shaped carpet of filth.
Some beards can survive multiple flushes, leading to the ultimate ignobility of cleaning up someone else's beard to avoid implication.
Also known as a "manural".
Some beards can survive multiple flushes, leading to the ultimate ignobility of cleaning up someone else's beard to avoid implication.
Also known as a "manural".
by Mr Casual May 11, 2006
Noun. A type of beard coined by Eric Bana as the character Hector in the movie Troy. The beard is more than scruffy, but not a full beard. It is trimmed semi-well, should remind the onlooker of sexy Greek men, and it is usually in a dark tone. The beard has amazing properties, like endowing its wearer with sexiness and curing cancer.
Girl: Oh man, that guy has the best Hector beard!
Girl 2: You are so right, lets ask him to make babies.
Girl 2: You are so right, lets ask him to make babies.
by RAZILY September 16, 2008
by The Seventh Si December 13, 2003
by Joe Symonds May 12, 2006
The act of eating a chick out while she is menstruating and coming up with blood all over your mouth, chin and face.
Dude, last night I took that chick home I met at the bar and fucked her. The next morning when I looked in the mirror, I had a total Red Beard
by landshark 719 October 20, 2008
n.
1. A beard style that naturally grows on a bro
2. A beard which innately designates someone as a bro
Variants:
-From chops to chin
-Strictly chin hair
1. A beard style that naturally grows on a bro
2. A beard which innately designates someone as a bro
Variants:
-From chops to chin
-Strictly chin hair
by RobertOldhead April 08, 2009
French beard. /FRE·nch BEE·yurd/. A beard cut out in the shape of thin moustache, which wraps around the lips to continue into a beard that covers the chin
by gabbar August 28, 2007