april 26

if you are born on this day you are automatically the biggest asshole to walk the earth

“look at him he looks so mean”
“yeah, i heard his birthday is april 26”

by whore4urmom:) March 29, 2022

october 26

national show boobs day!!

“yo show me your gazangas it’s october 26”

by human guy man October 26, 2020

December 26

National No One Cares Day

December 26 is the day after Christmas and everyone is happy so no one cares.

CC: HEY!
CC: SHUT UP I DONT CARE

by real news lamp December 26, 2020

June 26

The best day ever for someone who made a 26 day countdown using A-Z in 2020. Also, the best day to get rid of a trash academic year.

“Thank god it’s June 26 the last day of school!”

by LikeXD31 March 13, 2020

April 26

April 26 is National Lesbian Pride day!

Carey: Hey Hunter, guess what today is?

Hunter: Uh April 26 ?

Carey: Yup! National Lesbian Pride Day!

by !'m @ h0m0s3xu@l February 27, 2022

February 26

Draw a smiley face day. Draw a smiley face on something. Smiley doesn't always mean happy. It could also be an evil smiley face if you're good at drawing I guess.

"Why did you draw a smiley face on my hand?"
"Cause February 26 is Draw a Smiley Face day!"

by MaddyWillow February 26, 2022

September 26

A completely trash day. I can’t believe today is a thing it shouldn’t be.

September 26 is trash because it is the release date for Fortnite

by Chicks luv me October 21, 2019