Boneless Skater

A skater who doesn’t put in real effort but instead does circus tricks in an attempt to look like he/she has skill

That boneless skater over there had me fooled I thought he was good for a second

by Dictionaryman1997 July 9, 2021

Speed Skater

A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.

Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.

by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022

ICE Skater

anyone being targeted without warrants, facts, or reason, by trump’s masked thugs, who manages to escape their evil clutches.

In parts of Chicago, citizens are literally blowing their whistles on illegal federal authorities, allowing ICE Skaters avoid illegal searches and seizures.

by Pastor Agnostic October 25, 2025

Tony Hawk Pro Skater

The proper exclamation to scream as you take a Tech Deck board and hit a gnarly ollie in between somebody's ass cheeks.

Girl: "Will you just fuck me already?"

Guy: "TONY HAWK PRO SKATER"

by Platypussies December 28, 2019

drop the kids off at the skate park

The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.

1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.

by Chas501 February 2, 2017

Two-seater

A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”

I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.

by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015

eight and skate

To work a regular eight-hour shift.

"You workin' overtime?" "Naw, just eight and skate."

by DogHollywood January 13, 2008