The act of two females bumping their coochies so hard that their pelvic bones start to crack and crunch.
I went to the hospital to visit Edna and Dorothy on Saturday. They got too drunk on Friday night and got caught up in a bump ‘n crunch.
by Platypussies October 27, 2017
When a man is ejaculating onto a woman and miscalculates his trajectory and finishes on his own balls. Then proceeds to wipe the ejaculate off his testicular region and the ejaculate leaves a bit of residue on the balls resembling melted butter on yams.
by Platypussies October 27, 2017
The proper exclamation to scream as you take a Tech Deck board and hit a gnarly ollie in between somebody's ass cheeks.
by Platypussies December 28, 2019
To lather someone's ass cheeks with honey and put a cucumber or two into the victim's tight bunghole. From there, you then take a dish rag and throw it upon the cucumber to symbolize a tent like structure.
Person 1: Dude, did you get laid last night?
Person 2: Nah, but we did do a Honey Bun Tent!
Person 1: To you or her?
Person 2: BOTH!!!
Person 1: That's awesome, bro!!:D
Person 2: Nah, but we did do a Honey Bun Tent!
Person 1: To you or her?
Person 2: BOTH!!!
Person 1: That's awesome, bro!!:D
by Platypussies June 10, 2014