4 definitions by Platypussies
To lather someone's ass cheeks with honey and put a cucumber or two into the victim's tight bunghole. From there, you then take a dish rag and throw it upon the cucumber to symbolize a tent like structure.
Person 1: Dude, did you get laid last night?
Person 2: Nah, but we did do a Honey Bun Tent!
Person 1: To you or her?
Person 2: BOTH!!!
Person 1: That's awesome, bro!!:D
Person 2: Nah, but we did do a Honey Bun Tent!
Person 1: To you or her?
Person 2: BOTH!!!
Person 1: That's awesome, bro!!:D
by Platypussies June 10, 2014
The proper exclamation to scream as you take a Tech Deck board and hit a gnarly ollie in between somebody's ass cheeks.
by Platypussies December 28, 2019
When a man is ejaculating onto a woman and miscalculates his trajectory and finishes on his own balls. Then proceeds to wipe the ejaculate off his testicular region and the ejaculate leaves a bit of residue on the balls resembling melted butter on yams.
by Platypussies October 27, 2017
The act of two females bumping their coochies so hard that their pelvic bones start to crack and crunch.
I went to the hospital to visit Edna and Dorothy on Saturday. They got too drunk on Friday night and got caught up in a bump ‘n crunch.
by Platypussies October 27, 2017