Skip to main content

Definitions by Platypussies

Tony Hawk Pro Skater 

The proper exclamation to scream as you take a Tech Deck board and hit a gnarly ollie in between somebody's ass cheeks.
Girl: "Will you just fuck me already?"

Guy: "TONY HAWK PRO SKATER"
Tony Hawk Pro Skater by Platypussies December 28, 2019

Buttered Yams 

When a man is ejaculating onto a woman and miscalculates his trajectory and finishes on his own balls. Then proceeds to wipe the ejaculate off his testicular region and the ejaculate leaves a bit of residue on the balls resembling melted butter on yams.
Wilma bumped my elbows while I was finishing and I ended up with some buttered yams.
Buttered Yams by Platypussies October 27, 2017

Bump ‘n Crunch 

The act of two females bumping their coochies so hard that their pelvic bones start to crack and crunch.
I went to the hospital to visit Edna and Dorothy on Saturday. They got too drunk on Friday night and got caught up in a bump ‘n crunch.
Bump ‘n Crunch by Platypussies October 27, 2017

Honey Bun Tent 

To lather someone's ass cheeks with honey and put a cucumber or two into the victim's tight bunghole. From there, you then take a dish rag and throw it upon the cucumber to symbolize a tent like structure.
Person 1: Dude, did you get laid last night?

Person 2: Nah, but we did do a Honey Bun Tent!

Person 1: To you or her?

Person 2: BOTH!!!

Person 1: That's awesome, bro!!:D
Honey Bun Tent by Platypussies June 10, 2014