Platypussies's definitions

Bump ‘n Crunch

The act of two females bumping their coochies so hard that their pelvic bones start to crack and crunch.

I went to the hospital to visit Edna and Dorothy on Saturday. They got too drunk on Friday night and got caught up in a bump ‘n crunch.

by Platypussies October 27, 2017

Honey Bun Tent

To lather someone's ass cheeks with honey and put a cucumber or two into the victim's tight bunghole. From there, you then take a dish rag and throw it upon the cucumber to symbolize a tent like structure.

Person 1: Dude, did you get laid last night?

Person 2: Nah, but we did do a Honey Bun Tent!

Person 1: To you or her?

Person 2: BOTH!!!

Person 1: That's awesome, bro!!:D

by Platypussies June 10, 2014

Tony Hawk Pro Skater

The proper exclamation to scream as you take a Tech Deck board and hit a gnarly ollie in between somebody's ass cheeks.

Girl: "Will you just fuck me already?"

Guy: "TONY HAWK PRO SKATER"

by Platypussies December 28, 2019

Buttered Yams

When a man is ejaculating onto a woman and miscalculates his trajectory and finishes on his own balls. Then proceeds to wipe the ejaculate off his testicular region and the ejaculate leaves a bit of residue on the balls resembling melted butter on yams.

Wilma bumped my elbows while I was finishing and I ended up with some buttered yams.

by Platypussies October 27, 2017