A persistent need for/addiction to the presence of multiple cats, typically 4 or more, in one's home. Most prevalent in women over the age of 40 who are divorced, widowed, or just plain whack. Symptoms include loss of friends, furry socks, full-on conversations with Mr. Buttons, addiction to the Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercial on repeat, crying, crying some more, falling asleep with a bottle of wine in hand, waking up, crying some more, and rocking back and forth in a chair creepily at odd hours of the night. Multiple Cat Syndrome may also be prevalent in women under 40 who are screwy in the brain.
I thought Stephanie was a lesbo when she said she was marrying Kitty, but it turns out she has a screw loose and a bout of Multiple Cat Syndrome.
by Strattonuts July 25, 2016
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1. A person who is passive-agrresive.
2. A woman (or man) who plays coy with you.
Bitch, may be substituted for girl, or woman, or cunt for that matter, pertaining to the severity of the situation at hand.
1. A person who is passive-agrresive.
2. A woman (or man) who plays coy with you.
Bitch, may be substituted for girl, or woman, or cunt for that matter, pertaining to the severity of the situation at hand.
Sarah, was pretending she was innocent, with no motive to fuck us over. Instead of just being up front about it, she's has to be a fuckin' dead-cat-bitch, to make it look like she didn't know.
Don't let David fool ya, he's as cold as a dead cat cunt.
Don't let David fool ya, he's as cold as a dead cat cunt.
by Fontbone1 November 6, 2012
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There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.
The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.
The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
by deep blue 2012 June 2, 2010
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Guy 2: sure thing anything for you street cat.
Guy 2: sure thing anything for you street cat.
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a man who 'collects' cats. he often steals them from young children. he often has sex with the cats once they are tied up. all around a nasty chap
by tinytom December 14, 2006
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