Crumpet Moment

When an individual attempts to be funny but instead grossly enacts a social faux pas of such painful proportion that it becomes a new core memory for the speaker.

Wow, the Trump versus Elon beef has soo many crumpet moments in it!

by Donnum June 6, 2025

kbbl moment

when kbbl does a big funny

kbbl: *does a big funny*
lol kbbl youre so funny, what a kbbl moment

by heeeeck December 20, 2020

No legs moment

When you got no legs and a big ass nose. And some asshole called the cum wizard steals your Moolah/moulah/mola

Bro look that guys got no legs, thats such a no legs moment!

by Ostmannen March 6, 2023

wiener moment

(Only happens to men for some unknown reason) When you get really high and feel a shit ton of energy rush through your body and it flows through your penis, creating a orgasmic feeling.

Man I smoked some weed last night and was chilling on the couch when I had a wiener moment.

" hits weed" Man look at nick with his eyes rolled back and pure joy on his face,he must be having a wiener moment

by Asap unknown May 29, 2021

Brain cell loss moment

Brain cell loss moment that can be several things including: Quite possibly the most annoying moment in your life where you become a dumbass for 5 seconds and after that you forget what you were trying to do (like walking into a room and forgetting why you walked in). Watching D.E.I training videos. Talking to a dumbass making yourself a dumbass (it can also work like a plague jumping person to person) until your intelligence kicks back in (which can be never). Trying to think of more definitions for this word. When you were about to watch a video but a short pops up and you watch and try to go back but it's gone.

Mike: *Walks into a room*
Mike: "Why the hell am I in here again?"
Mike: *thinks to himself* "Goddamn it I got Brain cell loss moment"

by HAMBURGER007 June 3, 2025

language moment

it’s always a good sign you’re baked if you have one of these. this is when all the knowledge from Spanish I in high school kick in and you realize how beautiful other languages are.

friend 1: i’m having a language moment

friend 2: really? say something

friend 1: puedo ir al baño?

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

Alice moment

something so silly and backwards it has to be called out

Alice: i was chopping wood with a pickaxe and mining stone with an axe
Me: alice moment

by neVandCookies June 14, 2023