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shit lapped

when a person enters a bathroom stall, takes a crap and leaves the stall faster than someone who has been in another occupied stall and is still crapping.
Joe: Have you seen Terran?

Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.
by highyieldjoe November 4, 2013
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shit sauna

When you shit and then hop in the shower, and end up bathing in your steamy shit smell
I had to shit so bad before my shower, I made a shit sauna.
by Geoffthebrotherhoodandmarsha November 12, 2013
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shit sprinkler

when you walk into a fast food bathroom, most often at Taco Hell, or other cheap Mexican food places, and the walls,floor and toilet are covered in diarrhea, it looks like someone with explosive diarrhea spun around really fast while shitting, hence a shit sprinkler sound would be like faaaaart-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit
Don't go in the stall in that bathroom, looks like someone set off a shit sprinkler in there
by fartposter December 19, 2013
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Shit dawg

An exclamation of satisfaction or wonderment, usually delivered by someone intoxicated on illegal substances
Shit dawg motherfucka, I need some pussy right now!
by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019
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Colossal shit

When you shit and you plug the toilet, and shit water is splashed all over the place.
“After chipotle I took a colossal shit”
by Hailayeeeee September 14, 2019
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Farted Shit

Farted Shit created by Benjamin Glasgow, Ryan Cangley, and Caleb Hendry
by fartedshitguy March 9, 2020
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good as shit

The best, most fantastic thing whether it be food, drink or sometimes even drugs. It is so good that nothing compares to it.
Have you been to the new Diner down on Dingleberry Street. They have this steak dinner that is good as shit.
by SkipSpike666 October 24, 2017
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