Traffic Lights

Teach kids colours. Specifically red, orange and green

Boy:"Mum! It's Red! Now it's Green! And now it's Orange!! I love the traffic lights"
Mum:"Nobody does!"

by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019

Buzz Lightweight

When someone says they’re only buzzed but in reality they are trashed.

Baby Boomer: I’m not that drunk, I only had 2 shots.
Gen Z: Whatever you say Buzz Lightweight.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX July 9, 2019

office lightweight

A person in the office environment, who claims to put in 110% for the good of the office, can talk the talk, but struggles to walk the walk (or simply unable to achieve anything).

Peer response manifests as frustration or mocking of the said individual.

The Office Lightweight is usually a person from middle management.

Person A: "So I asked Kelvin for a day off, as my wife's in hospital. Bloody prick said no worries... my roster came out and had we working 25hrs that day....FFS"

Person B: "Yeah Kelvin is a real Office Lightweight. Next time just call in sick"

by The_Mannn September 15, 2019

twonkle lights

Like twinkle lights but the light bulbs are bigger and thus bring more light.

I really like the twonkle lights in your room. It makes it really cosy and plus you've got more light than with twinkle lights.

by LittleSomething November 11, 2019

ket lights

Multicoloured LED party lights that one would usually find in a ket den, or a UK university halls. Songs that compliment ket lights include most drum and bass, particularly 'The Damn Guy' by Grima x Azza.

Should we wack on the ket lights?

by _mayhem February 6, 2020

Asian lightning

Hiroshima and Nagasaki

Hiroshima and Nagasaki got hit wit some Asian lightning

by Whysgegayegwv April 23, 2020

Jersey Lightning

The mysterious sudden fire in unoccupied buildings that is heavily insured ...

That old empty warehouse by the river burned down last night with no one around. Sounds suspicious like arson. it was just a little Jersey LIghtning

by Sunnync May 20, 2020