mom = made of money

What m.o.m. means

Me: mum, can i have robux please
mom: no
me:why mom?
mom: no robux for you, until you grow up and you can buy robux
me: mom = made of money
mom: your grounded for 1 year
me: that's what m.o.m. means
mom: your grounded for 20 years
me:i'm 20 years old
mom: don't care = don't ask

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

ur mom

the baddest bitch in the world. best pussy ever

damn i’m tryna fuck ur mom

by rubric November 7, 2022

Mom

A woman that has loved you even before she saw you. A woman that will give up anything to make you happy. A woman that will walk through fire to protect you. A woman that says,"don't let mama bear out of the cage." A woman that will still love you, even after a mistake. A woman that will turn off her favorite song just so you can play yours. A woman that will be with you through the good and bad. A woman who gave up her life for you. Finally, a woman that will never stop loving you.

Mom I love you.

Mom, Happy Mothers day!

by iwantfood1111 May 7, 2018

ur mom

A lovely woman. :)

Alex: Wow, ur mom makes awesome pasta!
Sam: I know! I love my mom.

by thelesbob July 11, 2022

Ur mom

A goddess that will absorb any males soul and make them cum in .2 seconds

Imagine if ur mom gave me the slurp durp 4000

by Hejahqj August 17, 2020

Hefley’s mom

Not hot; pretty lady

“Dude, check out that chick over there.”
“Yeah, she’s totally a Hefley’s mom.”

by YaBoiZac June 7, 2020

Your Mom

The person I fucked last night

I fucked your mom

by 69 Is A Number May 13, 2019