Slurp Durp

A drink that only takes a minute to make. All you have to do is add water and pop it into the microwave for three minutes. It tastes like a drop of heaven with every mouthful, far superior to cup noodles.

I think slurp durp is the best thing ever invented.

by Funkenation July 9, 2011

slurp n durp

To take some sort of alcohol, usually rum, and pour it in to a Slurpee (frosty, slushy, etc.)
May sometimes include drugs.

Man, it's a hot day outside. It feels like a good day to slurp n durp.

by DayDrinker101 March 11, 2010

Slurp-a-durp 3000

Elite tier of noshing off. Step above the standard slurp-a-durp given by basic bitches. The 3000 requires years of training and experience. It is not possible to describe the slurp-a-durp 3000 but you’ll know when you’ve had it

I went home with the girl last night and she gave me the slurp-a-durp 3000. It went off within 3.4 seconds!

by Bobbinska July 7, 2022

Slurp and durp

Slurp and durp refers to slurp the vagina then durp it

Hey did you slurp and durp her

by Morginati November 8, 2018

Slurp and Durp

when you are feeling a thirst where you must slurp but then knowing that u really got to durp

“oh girl, im about to slurp and durp”

by Phillin Urvag November 22, 2018