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Storied men's basketball program of St. John's University in Jamaica, Queens, NY. Home of Lavinwood.
Head Coach: Steve Lavin
2011: #3 Recruiting Class in Nation
Head Coach: Steve Lavin
2011: #3 Recruiting Class in Nation
Joe: St. John's basketball is rocking the Garden!
John: Yeah, not like those Cuse posers from the middle of no where.
Joe: The Red Storm is New York City's team!!
John: Yeah, not like those Cuse posers from the middle of no where.
Joe: The Red Storm is New York City's team!!
by stjjjj August 1, 2011
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I owed the bitch my last $5 but I decided I'd rather spend it on a couple of Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers so I jumped out the window and gave her the old St. John's surprise.
by Nick D March 18, 2004
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Or rather,
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Or rather,
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Person 2: "Who?"
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by LeSuave April 8, 2013
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John Madden: Tom Brady has 49 TDs passes this season and Randy Moss has 22 rec TDs if Tom throws 1 more TD to Moss, Tom will have 50 TDs and Moss will have 23!
Al Michael: Thanks John Madden (under his breath) please die...
Al Michael: Thanks John Madden (under his breath) please die...
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