Frumpy Bastard

(Noun). The male equivalent of the female 'chronic bitch face'. When one's attitude cannot help but seep into their facial structure, making it seem as if a chronic shit is being taken.

Ding Ding from Breaking Bad has chronic Frumpy Bastard.

by FrumpyCat April 30, 2014

mary bastable

A woman who makes a mean beef stroganoff

My mom Mary Bastable made dinner last night and it was amazing, beef stroganoff to be exact.

by JackBastable March 30, 2015

Song Bastard

Someone who must sing ever song that comes on, and won't just shut the fuck up and listen to it.

"Collin, try do listen to this song without singing it please, you Song Bastard."

by GavinTheRebel November 10, 2015

Moaning Bastarditis

This can be used to describe someone that constantly complains/moans

"God that Chloe must have Moaning Bastarditis, she complains that much"

by ecky98 August 19, 2016

robbin bastard

when someone steals one of your belongings

rahhh bro, he is some robbin bastard he is

by rabbit boy69 November 20, 2016

Canadian Bastard

A term to describe an arrogant, cocky, and Narcisisstic shithead.

One that thinks Starbucks is better than Tim's.

Boy: You're a real Canadian Bastard at times.

Girl: I dumped his ass.. Turns out he was a Canadian Bastard.

Teenager: Hey man, I'm gonna head to Tim's.
Teenager #2: Fuck no, Starbucks is better.
Teenager: YOU CANADIAN BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!

by Mr. Winstonollies February 14, 2017

Free basted

Where you allow a homeless man or transvestite ejaculate on you out of pity.

So I was there laying unfathomable love to the one true god when a homeless man approached me asking if I could spare any meth. I lectured him the importance of temple upkeep as our body was crafted by the Lord himself so that we may bring glory and honor to him. We then free basted because that's a bit better for your skin. Can I get an amen?

by Aeriskhaos February 26, 2017