slapper stand 

A semi-affectionate term for night club podiums which the drunkest/most extrovert members of your party will want to dance on.

"Give us a leg up onto the slapper stand, they're playing 'Club Tropicana'!"

slapper stand by rmg September 29, 2003

slapded 

Past tense of slap for mostly illiterate and un-articulate people.

Last night I was getting hot and heavy Jane, and when she got into it, I slapded that ass. I mean I was really all over her ass like chris benoit at an all you can shoot steriod buffet.

slapded by TheNoodler November 21, 2007

Slapping Tuna 

The act of making out with a parter, but in such an obnoxious and unskilled manner that it sounds like the partners are pounding two fish together.

Hey, do you hear that? Yeah. It's just Pat and April slapping tuna in the corner like total noobs.

Slapping Tuna by dougEfresh6 June 10, 2011

Dapper slapper

A lady who has the appearance of being prim and proper. Well dressed, polite and seemingly perfect but deep down she's a slapper.

Nigella Lawson is a right dapper slapper!

Dapper slapper by Lily & Becky November 5, 2010

oyster slapper 

A lesbian.

She's not into guys; she's an oyster slapper.

oyster slapper by The Atomic One May 7, 2011

mitch slapped 

The act of being slapped across the face by a person named Mitch or to be humiliated in a similar manner.
To be avoided. Similar to bitch slapped.

You just got mitch slapped in that meeting!

mitch slapped by Arubatto June 27, 2008

Bitch Slapping the Trout 

The act of slapping a girl's pubic area so as to invoke sexual arousal.

Guy 1 "Damn, my girl doesn't ever feel like getting busy!"
Guy 2 "You should try Bitch Slapping the Trout"
Guy 1 "Good idea!"

Bitch Slapping the Trout by bitchassholenerd August 26, 2013