rational blue balls

The extreme mental and sometimes emotional frustration that comes from trying to reason with someone who is not using rationality to drive their decisions (e.g. religious fanatics, conspiracy theorists, etc.)

John: Hey have you heard about this documentary called "Plandemic" - it's about how THEY created the coronavirus in order to enslave us with a vaccine that everyone "has to take".

Peter: What the fuck are you talking about John? I watched it and it's clearly horseshit. No one in that video is credible and almost all of them have been debunked as crackpots elsewhere...why are you telling me about this shit?

John: Dude, you don't understand, THEY have a plan and we are going to lose our freedom, bro. Why can't you see? Don't be a sheep, man!

Peter: Thanks John, now you've given me rational blue balls. I need to go talk with a reasonable person and maybe I'll feel better.

by weyus May 7, 2020

Cyber Blue Balls

When somebody ghosts you while you’re sexting

Me: damn shawty I wanna taste your pussy so bad
Her: then pull up daddy you got me wetter than Niagara Falls
Me: fuck you got me so hard what are you wearing
*16 hours later*
Her: good morning I fell asleep :)
Me: bitch you gave me cyber blue balls!

by SXNNY July 9, 2020

post bender blues

sad/unfulfilled feels the day after getting drunk

bro #1: duuude i’m feelin bummed out after last night
bro #2: ayo you’ve probably just got post bender blues

by bugsbun September 6, 2020

Blue Line Butthurt

When you're so used to taking it up the ass from your oppressors involuntarily any suggestion that they might not be good for you or for society at large makes you start screeching and looking for a jackboot to lick.

"Bro, did you see that bootlicker get all blue line butthurt?"

by Wypipo whisperer September 8, 2020

Blue Springs South

Largest auction house in the world, with over 3000 stations and 70k+ slaves.

Bro you’re going to Blue Springs South?

by penisbkdjs September 25, 2020

cock-smoker blue

A shade of light blue that would instantly suggest that you smoke pole.

Did you see the guy down the street painted his dirt bike cock-smoker blue?

by Yz Fritz January 28, 2013

blue rocket donkey

a sexual position in which a donkey is used, usually consisting of two people male and female in which the couple has sexual intercourse while riding a donkey
ORIGIN- the color of the mans testicles may turn blue when the donkey runs and to the man it will feel like a rocket lifting off

The other day my girlfriend and i tried the blue rocket donkey to spice things up.

by wankiiit May 29, 2012