Bean Cramp

When you are helplessly begging your bf to let you nut but he won’t do what u say so your bean gets a cramp.

“Great, now I have a bean cramp because you keep denying my request”

by BeanCramper2000 November 11, 2025

Beans

a term used in the SH(self harm) community for when you cut into the fat layer cause it looks like beans

person A: fuck I hit beans
Person B: shit homeslice clean it and butterfly tape it together

by gh0stbvy August 26, 2021

Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025

Bean

Beans' are either the absolute hell spawn of an individual or one of the most sweetest people you'll ever meet. Our Bean though is one of the nice ones <3

Hey Bean just uploaded a new video!

I better go check that out!

by nothannaaahagain(itisntme) July 10, 2022

Bean

An edible seed, typically kidney-shaped, growing in long pods on certain leguminous plants.

"points are scored by landing the bean bags on the board"

by Sharktopus vs. Cyberterminator October 4, 2025

Out of beans

When you run out of ammunition.

Oh crap, I am out of beans.

by Chilly_ December 5, 2017

mr bean

izadean

mr bean is bold

by General Stones April 14, 2025