offensive monkey

Someone who is incredibly vulgar, hateful, and spiteful all the time -- for no reason. Typically, an offensive monkey has no idea that people feel this way about them because they are disconnected from reality.

But you gotta be careful around offensive monkeys, because they are crazy and could snap at any moment, without warning, and bite your fingers off and/or tear your face up.

Sam: Can you believe that douche?

Nick: Yeah man, what an offensive monkey.

by Lima Beaners March 8, 2011

Freezing the Monkey

A term similar to masturbation as it is "freezing" or erecting the penis or as the term suggests "monkey"

My friend was caught freezing the monkey by his parents.

by Gay porm May 14, 2023

Toilet monkey

Monkey that’s in the toilet

John Stamos: Yo what that monkey doin in the

toilet

Steve Jobs: oh yeah that’s toilet monkey nigga he stay willin he crazy af

by Sam Gleason October 16, 2019

Monkey Meat

Slang term for a woman’s vagina, due to the fact that it makes her scream “ooh ooh, ah ahh” when stimulated.

“How was your date last night?”
“Oh man, it was great! I got to beat that monkey meat up.”

by DragonaDarling October 18, 2019

Mountain monkey

A derogative/racial slur used against Kurds.

“you seen the news about turkey bombing Kurdistan” “yeah that’s what them mountain monkeys deserve”

by Idfk_bro November 11, 2021

Monkey Butler

when your “friend” likes your boyfriend.

omg erica definitely has a monkey butler for danny

by bbmonkey November 16, 2021

monkey wrench

a dildo or fake penis, cock, johnson, dong, etc. to put in the ass or vagina

bob: my girl would rather use her monkey wrench than be with my dick

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 August 9, 2021