Bed Bean

A person who lounges in bed, usually with an electronic, a snack, or both. Can be used intermittently with couch potato.

"Dude, Dave's been laying in bed all day, a total bed bean. It's actually kind of concerning at this point."

by FermentedOJ December 1, 2020

Slippery bean

When you lube a Latino/Latinas ass so much you can't grab it.

Hey man I noticed you out in laying down those bricks. Wanna come inside later and have a slippery bean?

by NooseMoose April 18, 2018

Aphrodite The Bean

Short

They're just short man idk Aphrodite The Bean is short like they're 5'4 and say they're average WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

by fiuck you May 13, 2022

Big Bean Dont Cap

A phrase used by a person referred to as “big bean” saying they don’t cap

Y’all heard of that street gang leader named big bean, I heard big bean dont cap

by Gein Boi November 23, 2020

Arse beans

Dry lumbs of poo caught in arse hair

“You’ve got arse beans”

by Conmcsweeney November 6, 2019

thug bean

, a thug bean was born in the first year of time and every time they die they have a bean that is planted and a new thug bean grows. Please greet every thug bean you see with a linguine. Also thug beans attack people on the street very often

Whoa a thug bean
Omg it should marry eBay

by Kitkatloverman May 10, 2021

Rogers My Beans

When something goes awry or rubs one the wrong way.

“Ya know what really rogers my beans? The tax rate in my local municipality”

by Phyllibuster December 15, 2024