Goon bean

A type of bean found on the world famous goon bean salad. The recipe is very difficult to find. Legend says after consumption it makes you goon all over the place.

The salad, as well as the Goon bean itself was popularised and made famous by the legendary tiktokker Blizzy McGuire.

I had a connecting flight to Ijbolia, on my way to Gag City, and I had the craziest Goon Bean Salad at the airport. I’m gonna need the recipe… it’s crazy good.

by UltimateBussySlayer December 29, 2023

Big Red Bean

a inside out pulled rectum

'I searched for 'inside out pulled rectum' on google and it looked like a big red bean' - Tristan

'a... what?' - Everyone else

by Omni03 February 10, 2020

smol bean

Louis Tomlinson

Fan: "Oh my gosh you're such a smol bean!"
Louis: "Oh give me a break, I'm big!"

by LouAndI November 24, 2020

Bean

A person who acts cutes or is cute in any shape or form

Omg look at this little bean! She is too cute when she blushes!!

by TheLiar'sHeart July 13, 2022

get beaned

when you slam a box of beans on someones head
a fun way to say you will die next

a word often used when drunk

Head beans: "WATCH OUT IMMA BEAN YOU"
death: "your about to get beaned, say goodbye"
drunk: "get beaned sonny, get beaned"

by bbEanEDDDD December 7, 2017

angel bean

a girl that’s kindhearted, beautiful, loving and insanely smart. She will be honest with you and she is very loyal. Angel is popular and has a lot of friends.

That girl is such an angel bean. I’m so lucky to be her friend.

by cheruberry October 27, 2020

smol bean

someone who dresses uniquely, as their personality, and listens to music you can’t relate to anyone alive

why do smol beans finish words with -ness?

uve got yourself a smol bean sense of cringe

by pancherfaust March 16, 2018