attention sucker 

A girl/boy who uses any way possible to get attention, if this is not bad enough the attention sucker actually GETS attention by people who are intimidated OR suck up to him/her.

Attention sucker (A.S): oh my god my mum slapped me last night.
Sucker upper (S.U): oh! (name of A.S)your poor girl/boy you can have my lunch AND my money if you like.
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A.S: i slit my wrists last night.
S.U:yah, so did i.
A.S: omg! why the hell did you do it you arent as depressed as me, what good enouh reason have you got!?
S.U:my dad died.
A.S:omg as if thats a good reason!
S.U: whats your reason then?
A.S:i banged my funny-bone

attention sucker by sarahdsaugih June 23, 2007

black attack 

This prejudiced term refers to black families and people who work hard to get enough money to leave the ghetto and move to a more respectable neighborhood.

This is the primary cause for white flight in the once affluent suburbs of the U.S.

Joseph: I grew up in Harlem but graduated from Harvard with a 4.0, and a degree in Law. I decided to move to scarsdale into a nice house. My white neighbors moved out 2 years later. I overheard them saying they were victims of black attack.

black attack by johnfitzgibbonsIII July 7, 2006

flight attendant 

What a cheerleader becomes when forced from the utopian fantasy of school into the real world.

Due to the strict academemic and intellectual prerequesits of working at McDonalds, Bambi decided to become a flight attendant instead.

flight attendant by The Shreevester October 6, 2003

Attitude Adjuster 

A simple punch to the temple with your middle knuckle, or any comfortable knuckle to change anyone's attitude.

"If you don't stop I'm going give you the Attitude Adjuster."
"Crap, I just got the Attitude Adjuster."

Attitude Adjuster by cheezusrice321 February 5, 2009

fart attack 

When you release such a large volume of gas when you fart that it creates a vacuum and sucks out your insides out your butthole.

That was the biggest fart I have ever heard.

Yea the guy had a fart attack afterwards.

fart attack by Jacobs319 April 12, 2011

1-10 Scale (of female attractiveness) 

The 1-10 scale of female attractiveness is a ranking system used to classify women based on appearance with 1 being the lowest and least appealing and 10 being the most. Traditionally, a margin of error of +- 1 is acceptable during story telling.

Numbers on the scale correspond to the following:

1: Angels weep at the mere existence of such an ugly creature
2: Disgusting, revolting, or otherwise vile
3: A trash compactor could improve her features
4: The sight of her is tolerable, if not desired
5: Average. If inebriated, you would consider her attractive
6: Not half bad
7: Recognizable as an appealing partner for reproduction
8: Stories are told and grins shared over obtaining her digits
9: Radiant, beautiful, and otherwise worthy of praise
10: A goddess. Dicks of all ages rise in salute as she walks by.

An essential tool in any gentleman's toolbox, the 1-10 scale allows for the safe counsel of friends. Never allow a bro to have any genital contact with a female below a 4.

Words of wisdom for the 1-10 scale (of female attractiveness) - If she's a three, let her be. If she's an eight, try to mate. If she's a ten, try again.

1-10 Scale (of female attractiveness) by Irate Beagle November 7, 2016

Attention

Something females need more than love , self worth, achievement, knowledge, ect...

Bitch cant stand me playing xbox. She wants ALL my attention.

Attention by Phantom649 June 3, 2019