when a "fart" runs up the anterior side of the body (instead of posterior), trapping the toxic gas in the scrotum...causing the male genitals to inflate like a balloon, and causing extreme disgust/discomfort.
While lying on your sofa you let out ablubber bean...disgusted with yourself you lay motionless, hoping that nobody would notice the look of shame on your face or smell the horror that lurked inside your pants.
by johnny rutenmiezer February 24, 2011

Jeffrey Bean is a Youtuber known as Phasium HD and loves making videos for his fans! English Meaning: The name Jeffery is an English baby name. In English the meaning of the name Jeffery is: Derived from one of three Old German names, meaning: district, traveler, or peaceful pledge. Jeffrey is a funny, romantic, caring, helping, successful person in his life. He always wants to help his friends that are depressed, and doesn't like them feeling down.
Jeffrey Bean: hey bro are you ok?
Friend: no, life is so boring right now, like i literally have nothing do!
Jeffrey Bean: Lets hang out and play some games so we can chill!
Friend: YEAH, Lets go!
Friend: no, life is so boring right now, like i literally have nothing do!
Jeffrey Bean: Lets hang out and play some games so we can chill!
Friend: YEAH, Lets go!
by Youtube Official November 6, 2018

by DifferentCloth January 11, 2025

He can’t stop rubbing his nub, he’s always off for a dirty shrigney bean. His mother won’t buy boxes of tissues for the house any more
by OEFFL May 18, 2020

When you try to wash a dish that you had recently stored or eaten baked beans out of, there's a nasty stain on the dish that takes a lot of scrubbing to clean. That is bean stain.
"You expect me to clean your bean stain? No, you do it yourself!"
"But it's gross!"
"Then don't eat beans!"
"NOOOOOOO! I NEED THE BEANS!"
"But it's gross!"
"Then don't eat beans!"
"NOOOOOOO! I NEED THE BEANS!"
by VoodooRat May 4, 2020

A slang term originated in the 60s for the words cool, awesome, or legit
Also can be used sarcasm
Cool beans has made it big in pop culture
Also can be used sarcasm
Cool beans has made it big in pop culture
Nick- Wass up homie, I got da greatest news
Lance- what’s it’s bro
Nick- I got my drivers license back
Lance- cool beans bruh
Nick- I know right
Lance- what’s it’s bro
Nick- I got my drivers license back
Lance- cool beans bruh
Nick- I know right
by Oh really??? March 31, 2019

Either your man’s sampling the neighbor or some animal is bent over licking his balls in front of the whole party.
Your man bean dipping the Mexican girl next door again? Oh hell, check out Paco bean dipping on the couch.
by Sir Beardsley April 10, 2019
