On meat

U be on dick

I see why they call it thanksgiving cause u be on meat

by Yfn_.leek February 1, 2020

beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.

You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.

by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023

meated

To get badly injured or hurt. This term is commonly used by downhill skateboarders or longboarders as some might say to describe a crash.

Dude did you see that video of me getting meated going way too fast in that corner?

by Emanthe2 March 17, 2016

Mystery meat

A person so attractive and androgynous that you cannot tell if it's a boy or a girl or both or none

Josh : I have a date with Alex tomorrow

Max : dude that's just mystery meat
Josh : no problem you know I swing both ways

by Dizzy , devourer of worlds August 8, 2024

meat hopper

Promiscuous. Jumping man to man.

Wasn't she with someone last week? That girl sure is a meat hopper.

by Truth idle July 2, 2024

meat wacking

One who admires jerking off their rather small penis.

Goose lip Mel loves meat wacking with hot massage oil.

by Money Green May 25, 2016

bead meat

The solid matter that comes out when you pull out anal beads.

Yo bro, my Lady had some bead meat come out last night, really killed the mood.

by Notamadeupname August 15, 2017