e-scatological punishment

Derived from "eschatology", the end of time or the apocalypse; "e" as in e-mail; and "scatological" : having to do with feces.

Poetic justice at the Final Judgment by being forced to watch nauseating internet scat porn.

Ted's lack of faith and porn addiction earned him e-scatological punishment. He was forced to watch repetitions of "Two Girls One Cup" for all eternity.

by samuelducanada May 6, 2011

e-knot

used in the phrase 'tie the e-knot', meaning to get married through the Internet.

The actor and the actress tied the e-knot yesterday because they had little time to get married in person.

by uttam maharjan November 30, 2010

e-Grounded

When your parents restrict you from any electronic usage for bad grades, behavior, trolling, or just plain spending too much time on electronics.

Parents: "Son, you received an F on your report card. You are officially e-Grounded."

Son: "OMGWTFBBQ!?!?!"

by wetbitchtits December 1, 2010

e-plosion

the explosive, ie great, development of the Internet. Derivatives include e-plode, e-plosive, e-plosiveness, etc.

Today's world is marked by e-plosion.

by uttam maharjan December 5, 2010

E-toed

The act of becoming drunk. Derived from the Chemical offhand notation of ethanol the main ingredient in alcoholic beverages (EtOH --> E-TOH --> E-toed). Typically seen among the intellectual community.

After my organic chemistry final I got super E-toed. Thank god i wont have to touch an epoxide until the MCAT

by mesutozilfan5 December 14, 2010

E-bombing

When someone constly searches the same thing over and over, causing the internet to crash; something searched that is not real or non existent.

Dude, Sarah's E-bombing the shit out of facebook

E-bombing can cause the computer to glitch or lag

Ben was E-bombing Google, and Google crashed, for a while.

by Yacattack18 September 14, 2010

e-procrastinate

The use built in features of computer programs that allow you to procrastinate. Specifically related to calendar events.

I had a huge project to do today that my outlook calendar pop-up reminded me of. I clicked snooze for 24 hours and e-procrastinated it until tomorrow.

by IHateWork September 15, 2010