Love Chug

A classy woman's way to offer her lover filacho, in which she happily swallows.

"Darling, how much longer is your meeting? I'm getting impaient fantasizing about my pre dinner Love Chug."

by TarotChick82 February 21, 2018

Love pastry

love pastry noun thought/thing
A love pastry is the act of (liking someone before loving them) layering on thin layers of un-cooked dough smothering it in butter pecans and cinamin, continuously untill you have a biiig uncooked love pastry
then you cook it in the loove oven and the result is a delicious hot pastry

Some one else: or you burn it
Me: NO! no burning of the love pastries!

I fell if love with a guy so I found this ready made love pastry there was no me layering the pastries.
I was confessed to and I slowly started to like the guy. so now I am layering the pastry.
Later I will bake the pastry and reap the rewards of a steaming hot pastry.

by OMG-crushgirl March 21, 2009

love letter

A) A term used to refer to any letter that could be taken as the writer caring about you, such as an attendance notice or a subpoena.

B) A letter or note which is used to express your love for someone.

Student: After missing 15 days of school, the principal sent a love letter to me asking me to show up more often <3.
Felon: After violating my probation for the third time, the magistrate sent me a love letter.

Girl: Some creepy dude put a love letter in my locker.

by Vldp123 December 15, 2018

second love

the love that teaches us lessons about who we are and how we often want or need to be loved. This is the kind of love that hurts, whether through lies, pain or manipulation. We think we are making different choices than our first, but in reality we are still making choices out of the need to learn lessons—but we hang on. this love can become a cycle, oftentimes one we keep repeating because we think that somehow the ending will be different than before. Yet, each time we try, it somehow ends worse than before. Sometimes it’s unhealthy, unbalanced or narcissistic even. There may be emotional, mental or even physical abuse or manipulation—most likely there will be high levels of drama. This is exactly what keeps us addicted to this storyline, because it’s the emotional roller coaster of extreme highs and lows and like a junkie trying to get a fix, we stick through the lows with the expectation of the high. With this kind of love, trying to make it work becomes more important than whether it actually should. It’s the love that we wished was right

this is my second love ...

by hidingyourheart2.0 July 22, 2019

first love

The one who will forever & permanently give you understanding of really loving another without regard for yourself. The first will mark you with a definition of love so heavily that no one will ever live up to the expectation of what she brought to you. Years later, you will think of her daily and have this greatest of hope that she is truly happy in life. You will always be so thankful that you had this great present from this person and will treat it as the greatest of treasure. But the biggest problem with a first love is , having never experienced it before, you may not know what you ever had until it slips away , never to be found again.

A first love is the ultimate paradox. Pleasure & pain.

by TRC , 7/66 March 30, 2021

Nugget Love

When two people without arms and legs have sexual intercourse.

Nugget love can't be found everywhere.

by awesomeaznd May 14, 2014

Love Child

The politically correct form of bastard in its original sense of an illegitimate offspring. The two words are often joined together for the phrase "bastard love child", a common setup of humorous analogies.

1. Gary and Sue had a love child, but they still haven't gotten married or even moved in together.

2. Dr. Pepper is the Bastard Love Child of Coke and Root Beer, and I will die by those words.

by Fritz1776 April 22, 2019