bonk bros

the plural definition of bonk including two bros fucking each other. in the act of bonking, bros will usually moan the lyrics to everytime we touch by cascada, into the ear of their bro.

“hey do you know miguel?”
“oh yeah, we’re bonk bros! we bonked last night and made a bonk tape named stuart little!”

by paeu January 31, 2020

Bro in the Know

Someone privy to the same secrets as you are; a fellow initiate.

If you're looking for good herbs, I've been out of that business for a long time. But that doesn't mean I can't help you... let me call my Bro in the Know.

by JohnnyApocalypse May 15, 2014

bro

short for brother.

"his baby bro"

by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024

bro beads

Hemp and cowrie shell necklaces, often associated with surfers.

Does that dude know that 2003 is over? Enough with the bro beads...

by coldshowerdudes October 12, 2009

smash bros bruise

When you get bruised from sec

Shoot, i got a smash bros bruise

by The only pug July 16, 2021

Bro Mow

When you invite a bro over for beers, but really you only wanted them to come over to shave your back.

Hey Kyle, want to come over to watch some football and drink some beers? After you give Kyle two beers, Logan walks out without his shirt, holding a shaving cream and a razor, and asks for a "Bro Mow".

by Twenty Haters September 18, 2022

Dope Bro

A opportunistic usually decent looking unemployed male who seeks out or is willing to provide company and/or entertainment in exchange for free street drugs

Anyone know any dope bros that would like to party tonight on me?

by Princess Beyoncé Trap Queen July 15, 2022