BROWN SHARPIE

When after taking a shit and wiping, it seems like you're sitting on a brown Sharpie because that toilet paper doesn't get any whiter.

I wait so much I thought I was going to run off toilet paper it was like I was sitting on a "BROWN SHARPIE!"

BROWN SHARPIE by Extremejutsu March 31, 2023

brown apostrophe 

When you have a kink that turns possessive. Your brown apostrophe.

At first, John and Mary were only experimenting with bondage. Now John only can get off to pain. It's his brown apostrophe.

brown apostrophe by Goatsgalore April 30, 2023

Brown rub down 

The act of smearing poop on someone or something.

Shut up woman before I give yo the brown rub down

Brown rub down by Tree aka travis May 16, 2023

Brown-eyed Sam

A sexual act where a person takes a shit, doesn't wipe, then has their partner butt-fuck them

"Dude, I heard John in sales and his wife did the Brown-eyed Sam."

Brown-eyed Sam by DongDonger42069 May 16, 2023

brown eye of the tiger 

when tiger balm is used as lube for an anal plug

Johnny is rocking the brown eye of the tiger tonight

brown eye of the tiger by Dr. Saul Diggler June 24, 2023

Brown sugar squirrel 

Unexpected fart.

Did you hear that? I think it was a rare, elusive, brown sugar squirrel. You almost never see them. You always here them when they explode from their nest after a period of hibernation.

Brown sugar squirrel by Juan fy September 5, 2023

int brown 

A shorter, much more comical way of saying "in the brown," used by northerners. The brown is the anus, by the way

"Oh my goodness, I can't beleive he took it int brown!"

int brown by edude77 May 15, 2005