Penis farmer

A female whom has lost her teeth and this must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.

That penis farmer is a thot.

by Lexiloner23 February 9, 2017

Penis face

Someone with a large and somewhat penis shaped like nose.

Did you see him?
Who?
Penis face!

by Dathoe225 March 25, 2020

Penis Colada

the act of nutting and pissing in a condom, thus giving it the colour of a piña colada, and giving it to the girl.

girl: "why are you pissing in the condom?"

guy: "im making you a penis colada"

by notlands July 13, 2020

penis pummeler

Someone who pounces up and down of a hard penis.

My girlfriend tied me up and really worked me over last night. She's a awesome penis pummeler.

by jimmybomm June 14, 2020

mini penis

The organ that grows, primarily from 1-6 inches in length, on women every week. It is crucial that women cut off the penis every week, otherwise fatal infection will occur.

Jenny’s mini penis was 5 inches before she cut it off.

by ksmittyy June 23, 2020

face penis

when someone is wearing a face mask incorrectly, covering their mouth but showing their nose. the term is comparing it to wearing pants with your penis sticking out.

"face penis, look out!"
"that guy has a face penis"
"can you please cover up your face penis?"

by anonymous September 4, 2020

Penis crush

The willingness to commit to one male based on the fact that you know his member would please you till death do you part

I had such a huge penis crush on that Belgian dude. I would've married his horse cock in a heartbeat.

by Dixlvr27 August 31, 2013