a confused penis

dick that so small it looks like virgina with balls

dang,my man has a confused penis, its cute

by ANOUREXKICKPANDA January 14, 2017

Penis farmer

A female whom has lost her teeth and this must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.

That penis farmer is a thot.

by Lexiloner23 February 9, 2017

Penis face

Someone with a large and somewhat penis shaped like nose.

Did you see him?
Who?
Penis face!

by Dathoe225 March 25, 2020

Penis Colada

the act of nutting and pissing in a condom, thus giving it the colour of a piña colada, and giving it to the girl.

girl: "why are you pissing in the condom?"

guy: "im making you a penis colada"

by notlands July 13, 2020

penis pummeler

Someone who pounces up and down of a hard penis.

My girlfriend tied me up and really worked me over last night. She's a awesome penis pummeler.

by jimmybomm June 14, 2020

mini penis

The organ that grows, primarily from 1-6 inches in length, on women every week. It is crucial that women cut off the penis every week, otherwise fatal infection will occur.

Jenny’s mini penis was 5 inches before she cut it off.

by ksmittyy June 23, 2020

face penis

when someone is wearing a face mask incorrectly, covering their mouth but showing their nose. the term is comparing it to wearing pants with your penis sticking out.

"face penis, look out!"
"that guy has a face penis"
"can you please cover up your face penis?"

by anonymous September 4, 2020