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Dick Snare 

A slang for a woman who knowingly traps a man into cheating on his partner.
“I lost everything in the divorce, me hearty. My wife, kids, pets, house, everything. Now I live in a back alley where I’m forced to eat grubs and drink puddle water. I have gangrene on my penis taboot!
All because of that lousy rotten dick snare.”
Dick Snare by Yakyelder October 29, 2020
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Dick Shart 

A complication of a colovesicular fistula or CVF where an abnormal connection occurs between the bowel and bladder allowing bowel contents to enter the bladder and come out the dick. It is a complication of diverticulitis or Crohns disease
Harry was doing his famous Dick the Dragon routine by lighting a dick fart when the performance came to an abrupt end with the appearance of an unexpected Dick Shart
Dick Shart by greg9255 November 24, 2020
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Dick-grabbed-free 

When she has the hands that can grab dick with might, but you lack such an asset.
Male 1: Mane, she was slurping me up, she had the meanest grip on it too!
Male 2: Dang, bro. I ain't that in a minute. I'm dick-grabbed-free
Dick-grabbed-free by zozeyety November 27, 2020

dick over his shoulder 

You proved it. You were right. Now you get to gloat over that shit, everyone knows and can see it.
Damon's girl is the hottest, she stepped out of her car and now he waking around with his dick over his shoulder.
dick over his shoulder by bt3101 December 20, 2020

Dick and mortar 

When you start a relationship in-person and it leads to a hookup without using any dating apps (like Tinder)
Guy 1: Hey, is that a new girl, how’d you meet her?
Guy 2: Yeah, I met her dick and mortar!
Guy 1: No way! You didn’t use any apps at all?
Guy 2: Nah, we met at a coffee shop, and then I took her back to my place.
Dick and mortar by 24Harry42 December 23, 2020

Dick Hello 

The “Dick Hello” is a common term for a dirty snap, photo and or text that the first thing you see at the beginning of a conversation is a dick. Usually these snaps are horrible, unsolicited and from chaos men on Tinder. The term was created by @withrobinj
“Look, this guy sent me a dick hello... want to see it?”
Dick Hello by thedickqueen January 11, 2021

Dick Drop Kick 

The art of jumping up and slamming your penis into a girls vagina like a drop kick
Hey babe you wanna try to do a dick drop kick tonight
Dick Drop Kick by JEREME-SAN February 8, 2021