when a guy and a girl and having drunk sex and the guy takes his dick and puts it in the girl's ass even though she's unwilling. the guy proceeds to yell, "THAT'S AWESOME BABY!".
guy 1: hey bro i saw you leave jim's party with ashley last night. where'd you guys go?
guys 2: yea man, her parents were asleep so we went to her house for awhile
guy 1: nice, what'd you guys do?
guys 2: we watched a movie in the basement and drank some of her parent's alcohol then i dick vitaled her
guy 1: your sick mother f---er
guy 2: i know
guys 2: yea man, her parents were asleep so we went to her house for awhile
guy 1: nice, what'd you guys do?
guys 2: we watched a movie in the basement and drank some of her parent's alcohol then i dick vitaled her
guy 1: your sick mother f---er
guy 2: i know
by B B B B-Unit February 6, 2008
Get the Dick Vitale mug.1. To prepare or tenderize something by using one's penis, usually used in a fast flapping motion followed by bringing the penis down on the object.
2. To use your penis as a tool
2. To use your penis as a tool
1." Hunnie wtf is this cake doing on the table!"
"I need you to dick it up for me baby"
"oh ok"
Swoosh flap flap smoosh smack
"ok baby the cake's all dicked-up!"
2. "Dude!, the bitch fell asleep on me so I had to dick-up her face"
"I need you to dick it up for me baby"
"oh ok"
Swoosh flap flap smoosh smack
"ok baby the cake's all dicked-up!"
2. "Dude!, the bitch fell asleep on me so I had to dick-up her face"
by titsmcgeefuckme June 10, 2008
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Get the blood dick mug.A Dick Alert is...
1. A thing someone says to there friends right before a dickhead walks up to them.
2. A new item that goes off when someone is getting raped (fucked in the ass/pussy when they dont wont it to happen) by another male/female in prison.
3. A (silent) alarm (also known as Pig Alert or popo alert) that goes off when cops are pullin up into a meth lab.
4. Someone that woke up from a bad dream (involing a dick) and where very alert from it.
1. A thing someone says to there friends right before a dickhead walks up to them.
2. A new item that goes off when someone is getting raped (fucked in the ass/pussy when they dont wont it to happen) by another male/female in prison.
3. A (silent) alarm (also known as Pig Alert or popo alert) that goes off when cops are pullin up into a meth lab.
4. Someone that woke up from a bad dream (involing a dick) and where very alert from it.
1. Person1: OH SHIT "DICK ALERT"!
Person2: OH FUCK WE NEED TO RUN BEFORE HE GETS HERE!
Person1: Good idea!
2. Alarm: "Dick Alert" "Dick Alert" "Dick Alert"
Cops: omfg get in there fast and stop the raping!
3. (Silent) Alarm: "DICK ALERT"
Person1: OH FUCK! Everyone fire at the dicks (cops, pigs, or popo)
4. Person1: -awakes fastly after dream- oh shit dick alert!!! i had that dream again!!!!
Person2: OH FUCK WE NEED TO RUN BEFORE HE GETS HERE!
Person1: Good idea!
2. Alarm: "Dick Alert" "Dick Alert" "Dick Alert"
Cops: omfg get in there fast and stop the raping!
3. (Silent) Alarm: "DICK ALERT"
Person1: OH FUCK! Everyone fire at the dicks (cops, pigs, or popo)
4. Person1: -awakes fastly after dream- oh shit dick alert!!! i had that dream again!!!!
by Taterbawls January 9, 2010
Get the Dick Alert mug.to dry dick means to be willing and able but unsuccessful to engage in sexual intercourse. Lit. One's dick has become dry from a lack of sex.
Man, I've been dry dicking it for the last three weeks!
Looking back on that summer, I got a lot done but I was straight dry dicking it the whole time.
Sean acts like he's getting pussy every night, but you know he's doing nothing but dry dicking it!
Looking back on that summer, I got a lot done but I was straight dry dicking it the whole time.
Sean acts like he's getting pussy every night, but you know he's doing nothing but dry dicking it!
by ouattw3lp August 12, 2011
Get the dry dick mug.Doobie dick is a famous party which involves a male inserting a doobie(joint) into his penis and proceeding to wave it about trying to burn fellow party goers.
Jim: James did the doobie dick last night!!
David: Oh my god, seriously?
Jim: He ended up burning some girls forehead.
David: Oh my god, seriously?
Jim: He ended up burning some girls forehead.
by jayjaybarlow June 2, 2009
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