Urban Dictionary

A website. Only around 1% of the use of this website is the use it was meant to have.
The other 99% is shreksual stuff and personal stuff.

So let me show you some real-life searches i did.

me - *looks up Moustache*
"When you jizz below someones nose and rip off your pubic hairs so it sticks"
me - *looks up House*
"Theres one thats white and Donald Trump shouldnt have it"
me - *looks up Otter*
"Your Wetter than an Otters pocket."
me - *looks up Rock*
"the best make-out music ever my dude"

So thats what urban dictionary is.

by scarful23 December 10, 2020

urban dictionary

why would you search this in the urban dictionary vro

Guy 1: What's urban dictionary?
Guy 2: Like wattpad if you search sex.

by ImSlowlyGoingInsaneThanks2Adds October 18, 2024

urban dictionary

the place you go when you’re bored as fuck and wanna know literally anything

What you wanna do ?

Ugh urban dictionary maybe ?

by dyl O’Brien November 17, 2019

Urban dictionary

A website where weird people go to read stupid hilarious definitions that other weirdos have written.

Boy: I’m writing on the urban dictionary

Other boy; What’s that?
Boy: just look it up
Other boy: *wheeze*

by Userwastaken February 3, 2021

Urban dictionary

The place to blow out your heart.

I feel so bad!
You need a urban dictionary.

by Waldo 2 February 10, 2020

Urban Dictionary

what you are on right now

urban dictionary 😎

by stupidly stupid stupid idiot October 29, 2023

Urban Dictionary

The dictionary for words that shouldn't have meaning.

normal human being:'bro is urban dictionary accurate?'
Woke mf: ' only if your life is based around sex'.

by bruhbanana September 25, 2019