Kraken back slap

n. Usually when gamers are very intense and quiet in gaming, and then someone walks in the room and really wants to join in on the good fight and gets a "Kraken back slap"

Enters room with Kraken kids (C,D)
A- hey guys

(no answer from gamers)
A- Hey yaa
(no answer, stands there for ever)

B- watches on as A gets sobbed big time by kids in game mode
(Then)

C- (ignoring A) raped it! sweet move
D- yaz

B- LOL -A- you have had "Kraken back slapped"

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by Cupcake GI Jane September 30, 2011

He-Bitch Man Slap

Weak ineffectual attempt to slap a bloke. Usually delivered by someone who isn't quite manly enough to throw a punch. Wussy and effeminate slap to the face that comes across all girly. The last resort of drama queens.

You call that a hit? That was a He-Bitch Man Slap. I've seen girls deliver right crosses better than that.

by Taylz March 17, 2014

crap and slap

While a dude shits and he beats off at the same time.

Did Dennis go to the bathroom to crap and slap? Gross.

by AnnabelS February 11, 2015

grab and slap

grabbing a beer from a bodega, slapping the money on the counter. normally occurs when an underage kid wants to drink.

"when i was 19 i pulled a grab and slap over on 2nd ave and grabbed a 50 cent malt liquor."

by w33deater June 11, 2014

slip slop slap

Having sex with a morbidly obese woman.

Last night I was at the pub and I hooked up with this fat chick and took her home and gave her the slip slop slap treatment.

by AussieKent July 23, 2014

Zombie Bitch Slap

After using the Corpse Rudder you ejaculate in the hand then tickle their nose.

Carla woke up after the party to find she had been Zombie Bitch Slapped.

by TittyMonster_69 May 14, 2015

salty neck slap

When your hand is sweaty and you proceed to slap someone on the throat .

Ayye Bish, you finna get salty neck slapped?

by J . Cortez September 19, 2016