avgn rip off

noun (pronounced AYE VEE JEE ENN RIP OFF) Irate gamer

The irate gamer is an avgn rip off.

by masterfu December 13, 2007

Snap off a Deuce

The act of defecation. Taking a crap. Shitting. The Deuce is the noun for the fecal matter, and to "snap it off" is to excrete it.

Come on into the theater, I got the tickets!

Okay, but you get the popcorn because I have to snap off a deuce really quick.

by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

take a load off

to rest by sitting down

"Do you mind if I take a load off? I have been walking forever.

by Bogdano September 18, 2007

big fuck off

When you want something obscenely/aggravatingly large to fuck off because of its annoying existence or presence.

person 1 : "can you get the salt please"
person 2 : "no Johns big fuck off ego is in the way"

or

person 1 : "Why isn't the traffic moving"
person 2 : "Because that big fuck off truck crashed in the middle of the road"

by jamzyyyy January 15, 2019

Get Off The Gas

To refrain from saying, doing, suggesting, thinking of doing, or acting as if at some some point in time you would do, something retarded or just plain illogical.

I think I'ma go check out the new boys like girls cd""get off the gas...

by nickbaney August 5, 2010

go off on a tangent

To suddenly start talking about a different subject

We were talking about property prices and you go off on a tangent.

by Motanul13 December 29, 2015

Crack me off

What you say to someone when they make you laugh so hard it results in somewhat questionable pleasure.

The phrase 'Crack me up' and 'Jack me off' combined.

John:"Paul you crack me off!" Paul: "......nice to know". *awkward silence*...

by aceboy27 April 22, 2011