Caked

Getting the snot knocked out of your skull.
Getting absolutely rocked in the face.

Yo man, you see that fight last night?
Yeah bro, dude got fuckin caked.

by Big coop dogg October 4, 2020

caked up

its when you when the cake when youre eating the when you cake when youre eating a slice of cake and it gets all over and youre all caked up because you the cake went all over the place because youre eating cake

damn, im all caked up now.

by dingablongo October 24, 2023

Naked cake

A naked cake is a slang for “shaved virgina or pussy” this term is used most freaky ladies and gents.

He’s coming through tonight and I’ve prepared a naked cake for him

by Jjayyi December 23, 2022

chilli welsh cake

When one sticks his penis into a Welsh woman anus then sticks it up a sheeps nostril then let the sheep shit on your penis and get Tom Jones to lick it

Oh my😋 Mr Jones is so chilli Welsh cake

by Welsh cheese March 28, 2015

Birthday Cake

A prolapsed anus with a hemorrhoid sticking out.

We was boutta get down and then she pulled out a Birthday Cake.

by eclisped April 27, 2023

Funnel cake

The act of ejaculating on a person's stomach and sprinkling baby powder as if it were powdered sugar. While you can consume the result it is not advised.

Last night I gave this random girl a funnel cake and she actually ate it.

by baetastic February 14, 2017

Urinal cake

Those thingamabobs in urinals to make them smell nice. For some reason they gave them a name that makes it difficult to resist the temptation to eat one. Pretty sure eating one will kill you though. Unrelated: invite-only cupcake party at my place. I’m making the cupcakes. If they smell like lime or flowers and taste like chemicals then don’t worry that’s normal the aftertaste is good though I promise. Please come to my cupcake party

disclaimer: Urinal cakes should not be eaten

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024