having absolutely no life at all

sitting awake at 3 am looking at goat pics, reporting morgz, and bing in a fucking stupid discord call with someone who have never met, and never will meet, because you have no real friends, no real life, and you are just overall a fucking failure as an individual. Meanwhile someone living about 10 mins away from you texts you that have been drawing dicks for the past hour for absolutely no reason other than that you probably ruined their life in some way, because you are a fucking cancer patient

its pretty damn gay having absolutely no life at all.

by lost_on_reddit July 27, 2019

i hate them all

hating them ALL

Oh god its one of them. I hate them all.

by ihatethemdiggas April 25, 2023

Recheck all of your biases

Usually said in response to someone saying check your privilege in response to a bias incident that involves more than one type of discrimination, one of which is a nonmainstream type of discrimination like Speciesism, this is said to remind people to keep all of their biases and privileges, including the ones that come from nonmainstream types of discrimination, in check before evaluating and or responding to bias incidents and an individual’s circumstances

Jamard: I heard that some guy and his Hispanic ex-girlfriend got into a custody fight over their pet dog. They gave the dog to the woman, even though she has a lengthy criminal record. They should have given it to the guy.

Owen: Hey. You’re a straight, Caucasian male. Check your privilege.
Jamard: Dude, recheck all of your biases. The woman is upper middle class, had a criminal record, and some of those charges were for neglecting to take proper care of their previous pets. She also had cheated on her ex-boyfriend with some famous street rapper from Miami, Florida. Would you care to enlighten me about how it is acceptable that a person with that type of background was given custody of the dog?
Owen: Point taken. You’re right.

by Vanguard 1998 March 17, 2021

What's causing all the autism

I don't know, stop fucking your sister maybe. You God told you not to fuck your sister. You did it anyway. And then you started a cult to extole the virtues of sister fucking.

Hym "What's causing all the autism? Probably all the incest, quasi-incest, and accidental genetically similar attraction incest. Let, she looks like your sister because you live in the same family tree somewhere down the line. You made an incest cult. Stop fucking your sister or stop complaining about the autism. You can't have it bith ways."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2025

All Aboard!

That level in New Super Luigi U that is required to go to the rest of Soda Jungle. It’s an airship. The boss is Bowser Jr. He thinks he’s unstoppable, but he’s a fucking cunt.

Kid 1: “Soda Jungle dash Airship. All Aboard! It’s so damn hard!”
Kid 2 “Want some help?”
Kid 1: “Of course! Thanks!”
Kid 2: “Anytime!”

by PlotagonRocks August 29, 2020

Cincinnati All-Nighter

When you indulge on some delicious Skyline Chili and spend the remainder of the day or night in the restroom, shitting your brains out.

Man, I would have loved to come out tonight but I had a 4 Way earlier and I’m in for a Cincinnati All-Nighter tonight.

by Vin Dawg January 13, 2024

I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass

A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.

You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.

by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023