Zipper Dick

The area near your dick/VJ where your zipper bulges up usually when you sit down and makes it look like you have a HUGE erection. this is for both men and women but if your a woman and your not lady gaga nobody will think you actually have an erection so really only men have a problem with this.

man near you: "Dude, What the hell control your dick"
you: "dont worry man, its just my zipper dick"

by jelly fill'd July 7, 2010

dick bomb

the act of drawing a round fat penis on people's belongings

Hsit dude he drew a dick bomb on my binder

by Hooty McBoobidy May 13, 2005

coke dick

losing circulation in your penis, causing it to shrival or become small, also not allowing an erection to fully occur due to lack of blood.

I snorted so much coke that I had coke-dick.

by stephan December 4, 2004

dick dumb

female version of "pussy whipped"

Damn, Melissa Nurse he got you dick dumb, you really have to leave now.

by BoxOhell December 1, 2009

Tuna Dick

The raunchy smell post exit after having intercourse with a weather beaten whore's expired vagina.

Vinny: "Hey how was fucking that stripper last night"
Josh: "It was fun but I woke up this morning with tuna dick"

by joshuaknowsbest March 7, 2011

sex dick

when you wake up the morning after having sex and realize your dick still smells like coochie.

jake: "yo chris come over and we can make some pan cocks."
chris: "dude i will once i get rid of my sex dick, i went ham all night and passed out mah dude."
jake:' know how it is hommie take a shower."

by the truth14 January 16, 2011

wiggle dick

an asshole acting in a retarded manner; random douchebag; one lacking the ability to be social or think logically. I.E.

Friend 1: hey man, did you see Jeremy over there trying to impress Karina?

Friend 2: yeah dude, absolute wiggle dick.

by 138-02-08 August 14, 2010