Dick gauging

The act of staring an a mans nether region in attempt to decipher the size of their junk.

Sarah, why are you staring at that man's crotch? Don't mind Sarah, she's just Dick gauging.

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Dick karreman

To have a dicky karreman is too have a high pitch, Dutch voice.

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Otherwise known as teeth, used to tell the recipient that you are actually doing something.

I told Kat to Brush her Dick Nibblers and be ready in 5 minutes.

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Talking with a lisp, because you have a dick catchers in your tongue.

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When seven guys all put their extremely cheesy cocks on some dough and sauce

Damn I could really go for a nice dick cheese pizza right now ughh zaddy

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Dick riding December is when a girl is going to ride ur dick. Make sure u have a girl and happy dick riding

I can’t wait till dick riding December

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When a mans pp goes up by itself and you can’t control it (when you pull it down it goes back up) it’s like stick drift but with a mans dick.

Rappers often use this term ex: “yeah uh she make my dick drift”

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