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Clapping meat purse

This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a

seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"

"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023
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Meat sleeps

When you give someone the meat and put ‘em to sleep
Travis took Esteban to pound town and gave him a case of the meat sleeps ; she woke up from the meat sleeps with a sore throat
by YourdadJason August 17, 2022
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meat check

a review-point in a process whereby a human seeks errors to correct, as opposed to an automated review-point. see also: meat-space.
the widgets were being built within tolerances, so none of the alarms went off, but george noticed at the meat check stage that there was a hole in the conveyor belt and the products were falling onto the floor.
by fungchehwuchi April 23, 2015
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Meat In The Scallions

When Autocorrect doesn’t know Megan the Stallion
“Yo y’all fucks with meat in the scallions music or nah?
by MegStan2020 December 29, 2019
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dog meat

dog meat Is used to describe somone who is done for, about to die, or will die if they do something
Guy 1: If you touch my hamster, your dog meat mate.
Guy 2: Oh shit1!1 *runs*
by jimboxd21 October 1, 2018
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Devils deli meat

The deli you know you want to visit and stay disregarding your alcohol intake and also the risks involved that include but are not limited to: financial, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences
I know she is crazy and a raging cunt but I still need to visit and enjoy the devils deli meat tonight
by B-word January 10, 2024
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Meat knuckles

When a person is so fat, you can’t even see their knuckles from how fat their hands are.
Tom: check out my new finger tat
Dave: nice meat knuckles fatass
by I love my ego August 26, 2022
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