When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!
Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!
by Mr.NateHiggers February 22, 2024
Get the Homemade Molten Lava Cakemug. by Crabstick69 October 27, 2020
Get the jiggle cakemug. A term used for being offensive, insulting them by calling them a fruit cake in a rude way whilst arguing.
It can also be used as a very nice term, by slowly calling the love of your life a fruit cake, you could start to win them over. They are both as sweet as each other.
It can also be used as a very nice term, by slowly calling the love of your life a fruit cake, you could start to win them over. They are both as sweet as each other.
Shut up! You don't know nothing about this!
Why don't you shut up you fruit cake!
Aww, my fruit cake, how are you feeling?
Why don't you shut up you fruit cake!
Aww, my fruit cake, how are you feeling?
by Quicksand Boy January 10, 2018
Get the Fruit Cakemug. A non sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.
by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017
Get the flat cakingmug. by ariellia March 23, 2021
Get the cakemug. "To look on the bright side"
Weather you are sitting on the street homeless and see a nice cloud and it makes you happy
Or you are in the club popping bottles with your boys with your Rolex on and are the happiest person in the world , as long as you are capable of finding gratitude for your situation your caking it
Weather you are sitting on the street homeless and see a nice cloud and it makes you happy
Or you are in the club popping bottles with your boys with your Rolex on and are the happiest person in the world , as long as you are capable of finding gratitude for your situation your caking it
by Dingodolla August 31, 2023
Get the Caking itmug. by Oliolioxenfree13 May 14, 2016
Get the cake tunneledmug.