Butter Scissors

A patent pending scissor design specifically for slicing butter and other soft foods. The Butter Scissor was designed for tasks like cutting the crust off of you your PB&J or if you have a particularly tough batch of whipped cream on top of your latte you need to trim. Developed in 2021 by Mikey Alexander of Las Vegas.

Please pass the Butter Scissors.

Did you see the new Butter Scissors 2.0? They are Mikey's best idea yet!

by Red Potato December 12, 2021

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich: One of the most holy sandwich types in the history of man.

What's your favorite sandwich?
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi December 18, 2021

Penis butter

Noun: The white stuff that comes out of the male penis after ejaculation. Also known as seamen, cum and sperm.

Damn homie, Sarah swallowed all of my penis butter this morning. I was impressed.

by ManOfTheMay December 20, 2021

Couch Butter

I am offended

thats gonna be a couch butter from me dawg

by gumper December 22, 2021

Butter

What a plane does when Swiss001 lands it

Swiss001 buttered on the runway

by hahahhahahahhaa May 13, 2022

Peanut Butter Box

When intensely focused on something or talking about something and out if nowhere something out of the blue catches your attention, PEANUT BUTTER BOX.

I was playing catch with my dog and along came a squirrel and, PEANUT BUTTER BOX!

I was telling my girlfriend a story and mid sentence...PEANUTBUTTER BOX!!!!

by BigR3Dd&Poochie May 20, 2022

Peanut butter and jealous

Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar

"Is that what you eat for lunch everyday? A peanut butter and jealous sandwich?"

by Angel66666 May 22, 2022