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Jazz your Apples

To grab someone ruthlessly by the balls and shake them
Jeffrey is gonna jazz your apples
by no02345t6 September 20, 2023
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The drag queen name of your physics professor
"Did you see Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom's performance in class today"

"Yeah I couldn't understand any of it but the makeup was on point"
by allergictodirt October 3, 2024
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gumming the apple

Old Man Ray was gumming the apple on Miss Pearl.
by SiLaura December 18, 2023
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Bobbing for apples

Bobbing for apples is the sexual practice of spreading your partner's anus open and subsequently "bob for apples", the person spreading the asshole take their mouth and tried to bite shit and drag it out of the person's asshole. The practice is common in scat fetish porn circles and scat porn related industries.
Joe: "Hey Samantha, do you think we could try 'bobbing for apples' tonight"
Samantha: "Alright, let me just spread my asshole open"
by derogatoryterms January 20, 2024
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Rich People Appliances

An appliance that looks so sleek and state of the art that zero of the functions actually work. An appliance made for those who've never had to use them. Hydrovac for maid payers, coffee makers for people who never need to wake up.
My mother in law filled our house with these junk Rich People Appliances and now I have to pay to get rid of them!
by Augustus Brokea$$ February 16, 2024
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doing the apple

You, when you want to hang yourself from a tree.
Nikolai was sad, so he was doing the apple
by theguywhoknowsatriceratops February 27, 2024
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how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore
Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
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