Skip to main content

Tits

A replacement word for positive acknowledgments like: awesome, cool, sweet, gnarly, stellar, wicked, fuckin right!
Bro 1: I got a new tattoo of a monkey's butt hole around my belly button that's bending over with your face on it!
Bro 2: Tits!
by baleiby6 July 14, 2020
mugGet the Titsmug.

Tit harvest machine

The device that sucks the pregnant woman's titties bone dry. The most useful device on any Amazon baby registry.
Janine's titties were deflated after using the tit harvest machine. Her nipples were soft after a successful tit harvest.
by Rock your rockhard January 6, 2022
mugGet the Tit harvest machinemug.

Andrew Tit

An effeminate male who overcompensates by exerting their masculinity
Me: “what’s up with Kevin? He’s been so possessive over his girlfriend lately” “he had access to her phone and blocked me on all her socials”

George: “don’t take it too seriously, it’s just the Andrew Tit in him”
mugGet the Andrew Titmug.

Hairy Tits

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Tits:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
mugGet the Hairy Titsmug.

tit gag

When you put a whole single tit in your mouth, and due to your jaw not being able to engulf any more tit, it therefore possesses a sort of ball gagged sensation. And since it is not a ball gagging you, rather the tit, it is then coined as the term “tit” gag.
Gabriel was tit gagged by her ginormous mommy milkers.
by luvsbunnies August 23, 2021
mugGet the tit gagmug.

tit chunker

The worst cunt muffin you can find. Think about what cunt muffins are then them double that. They are the stupidest cunts fuckers on the earth. The dumbest cock juggling thunder cunts you can think of
The tit chunker was saying he doesn't know how many earths he's been on.
by Sluttiest one June 30, 2017
mugGet the tit chunkermug.

Tits

Vulgar term for the female breasts. Tits are boner inducing, fun bags that range in color & size. Especially their nips. ALL tits are perfect in their own way. Natural small tits are perky and have a soft touch. While big fake tits are great for titty fucking and squeezing
by HornyPornoAddict November 24, 2023
mugGet the Titsmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email